Please, wikipedia, please......make it stop!

I can't get any work done. My sides ache, and I have fallen out of my chair twice. It never gets old. Please, Wikipedia, Make it stop!

Please move the picture to the other side of the frame, for the love of all that is good, and world productivity....For every day this is up, the world loses at least a billion dollars of production....soon, the lights will go dim, and all will be lost....