Happy birthday!

Remember when you were five years old and people could screw you over royally and you couldn't do anything about it because you were a blissful, runny-nosed five-year-old?

Happy 5th Birthday in the age of the new Corporakleptocracy!

But wait theres more! You will not only recieve a complimentary buggering, you will also recieve $10 a gallon gasoline, (check europe) and skyrocketing food prices to go along with your date, and all within the next few years!

Hooray for government by and for the corporation! All hail the stock ticker!

Enjoy the ride.