Monday, January 03, 2011

Happy birthday!

Remember when you were five years old and people could screw you over royally and you couldn't do anything about it because you were a blissful, runny-nosed five-year-old?

Happy 5th Birthday in the age of the new Corporakleptocracy!

But wait theres more! You will not only recieve a complimentary buggering, you will also recieve $10 a gallon gasoline, (check europe) and skyrocketing food prices to go along with your date, and all within the next few years!

Hooray for government by and for the corporation! All hail the stock ticker!

Enjoy the ride.
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  1. Kraig2:39 AM

    5 years. Bro'? We saw this(granted through a haze of acidic herbal smoke) back in the sixties, man. I had "that talk" with Uncle Eddie in like June of '71... or maybe I am missing the point? OOOOHHHH! Riight! I get it, LIKE when I was 5! Ok,ok. I get it now. Sorry dude. Yeah. Sucks bein a serf of a North 'merican corporakleptocracy. But we can fix that, yo.

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